Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

(Source: steinbecks, via flawlessxqueen)


if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

(Source: spookycutes, via moneymotivatedblonde)



Has J. Cole made any North Carolina anthems that equaled or surpassed Petey Pablo’s?

It’s not possible. The state would fall asleep in the club.

(via jonesydaking)


Isn’t it funny how we try to do everything to get away from our natural selves. Curly hair? Burn it down. Straight hair? Burn it up. A little too heavy. Starve yourself. A little too skinny? It sucks looking like a twig. Too tall? But everyone says guys love tiny, little cute girls. Too short? It’s hard wearing heels everywhere. We’re just never happy with who we are. 

(via smashedthegnomie)